Apr 22, 2013

Cinemanic Monday: The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake

art by Danny Kent
   I haven't seen this movie in ages. How sad. It was my very favorite when I was a kid. Actually, this was the very first movie my family ever owned. This is the movie of all movies that I'm most nostalgic about. I loved Ariel. I took lessons from her like a true prodigy. I threw tantrums like her, attempted to cry adorably and even picked up her hoarding habit. I used to cross my ankles and pretend to be a little mermaid in the bath tub or a pool while trying to not drown. And I know I definitely wasn't alone by imitating her fabulous hair flip. Don't lie, you did it too! LOL! I'm still known to do that shit in a pool after a few drinks. 
   I know so many girls who hold this movie so dear to their heart. Ariel was so gorgeous. Prince Eric was such a hunk. The first dream I remember having was me in a boat with Eric and Heart was on a stage playing "These Dreams" for us. Hahaha! I was only 5 years old. I knew a lot of dudes who had major cartoon crushes on Ariel. She was so beautifully drawn. And might I add that she had some very mature looks on that 16 year old face. It was my first lesson on what desire was.  
   But we all know how mature this movie could be right? For those of you who didn't notice or haven't heard of it, this movie is filled with dicks. Hahah! Ok, well two. There's an erect penis smack dab in the center of the castle on the original cover and the next one is a total shocker. The priest has the littlest of hard on during the wedding scene. Don't believe me? Google that shiiii. 
   I cannot wait for this movie to come out on Blu ray this year! Yet again, I've been waiting for that stinkin' Disney Vault to let this one out to play. A few years ago, I was so excited when I found out a film I was working on had a Little Mermaid reference. There was a guy and a girl getting to know each other and he won a bet so she had to sing a song for him. I was so happy when I found out she was singing "Look at this stuff, isn't it neat?..." I immediately called the director and praised him on the song choice. The actress did a great job too! It was so cute. 
Let's have a little chat about Ursula and all her tranny fierceness.
  I didn't want to admit it then but I really looked up to her. She scared the shit out of me. And I liked it. Ursula didn't give a shit. She had this bad ass house filled with souls, two eels bitches and I loved her choice of lipstick.
I can't believe I didn't notice it before but she was inspired by Divine. 
It all makes sense now...

Well as it turns out this is another special edition of Cinemanic Monday...
   I can't believe this is actually happening! We're leaving in just a few hours! I'm only working half a day today and then we hit the road this afternoon. A nice long drive with my dear love James. It's like a dream come true. I can't wait to share this with him and of course with you too. It was actually his idea. He basically grew up at Disneyland and knows it's layout by heart. He can already draw a map of Disney World and he hasn't even been there yet! LOL I love him so much. He's going to be the perfect companion and guide. We won't even have to look at a map. 
  When I turned 3 years old, my parents bought a Mickey doll just like this one and I loved him oh so much. He was the "blankie" of my childhood. I still have him packed in my garage with a picture that was taken the day I got him tucked inside a tear in his chest. Last year, for my birthday,  my mom and sister miraculously found the same doll in a vintage shop and gave him to me. I seriously cried you guys. It was the exact doll, all brand new like the first day I got him. I was so happy to have him again. Now I can pass it along to my own child. I'm getting so emotional! This was not my intention. I'm just so happy!!! 

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  1. Hahaha,I loved your style of writing,such fun to read!
    Hope you have a good time at Disneyland!


    PS: the Mickey doll is just such an adorable and well thought of gift.

  2. great post! I LOVE little mermaid! def my fave disney movie


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